127 ways to whip it

No matter how hard you try

you can never out-whip yourself. 

Found 127 ways to whip it. 

Literally. 

I found something in the middle of the room.

Something standing.

Someone standing. 

At least I found something.

Someone. 

I found out I was standing in the corner of the room.

But I was supposed to

stand in the middle. 

At least I was supposed to.

So I start walking there now.